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April Fool [Apr. 1st, 2005|02:28 pm]
At about 4am last night our door opened. Me being half asleep I assumed it was Andu. Then I heard running water. Turns out it was Curt, and he was peeing on our floor. I yelled at him and he finished up and passed out on the couch. Andu moved him to his room and I poured laundry detergent all over the floor. Today I got out a sponge and got some soap and lots of hot water and scrubbed the floor. Now, our room smells better than it did before the pee. Anyways, you got me good Curt, hats off to you.

[User Picture]From: lusciouslilleah
2005-04-01 11:50 am (UTC)
You shoulda rubbed his face in his urine and made him clean it up. About four years ago my brother and I had a monstrous party, and our friend Jeff peed in the office on the coffee table. So I dragged him back into the room by the ear, gave him cleaning supplies, and made him clean it up. I wouldn't have put up with that shit if Curt peed on my floor...so rats off to you for being so tolerant and patient! And at least your room smells lovely now!
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[User Picture]From: tobias_tar
2005-04-01 02:00 pm (UTC)
hahah, rats off

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[User Picture]From: was_it_rodge
2005-04-04 01:59 pm (UTC)
I agree with Leah: tolerance is overrated.
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From: helplesslilgirl
2005-04-02 01:20 pm (UTC)
you forgot to mention that he also peed on your shoe, which you filled with water and poured all over the floor!
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From: epimetheus0123
2005-04-04 02:00 am (UTC)
holy shit
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[User Picture]From: greedisgood
2005-04-09 12:54 am (UTC)

Rats Off to you, Alan

you are the king of "kings"
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